Tim's at the pool tonight taking a swim class.
"They're going to videotape my form!" he told me. "It'll be great! My technique really oughta improve after this class."
It was just a year or so ago that he hooked up with a group of runners in Plymouth. I was happy for him; after almost a decade of private practice, he was struggling to stay motivated in his job. After working out with "the guys" for a while (a misnomer, because there are some awesome women athletes in this group), he came home one day and said,
"These guys do triathlons. I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to run."
I smiled. I knew what was coming.
Behind every great amateur triathlete is a spouse wondering where to store the wetsuit. And the running and biking shoes. And the tri-bike (the garage is not an option). And the lifeguard "floatie thing." And all the performance apparel. I regularly step over the "transition bag," a backpack so large that you could park a Honda Prius inside it. There are usually swim trunks hanging up to dry in the shower, and we go through as many towels in a week as the Brady Bunch and the Partridge Family combined.
Personal hygiene has changed a little around here.
Last summer, Tim started shaving . . . his legs. This was inconvenient, because I was darned if my husband's legs were going to be smoother than mine. Then, one night just before I drifted off to sleep, he leaned over and whispered to me,
"Guess what."
"What?" I asked, peering at him through half-closed lids. This was an interesting conversation starter.
"I shaved my chest today." I heard him grinning in the dark.
"What??" I sat up in bed, stared at him, and then, very slowly, prodded him with my index finger. His chest was as smooth and hairless as a newborn hamster.
Last night I heard a buzzing sound from the bedroom. Upon entering, I found Tim sitting on the floor shaving his legs with his clippers.
"I didn't think you guys did that in the winter," I said.
"It had been a while," Tim said, sheepishly. "The hair was starting to grow back and itch."
"Been there, done that," I sympathized. I'm no triathlete, but we do have that in common.
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